BITCH SALAD Pride starring JULIE KLAUSNER

PRIDE! Gay Christmas is among us again, and we’ve got a lot to be Prideful for: the Rob Ford crackdown, Amanda Bynes' cheek piercings, the porn parody of “Fast & Furious 6” (Fast & Furious Dicks, natch) and BITCH SALAD’s FIFTH ANNUAL ALL-STAR PRIDE GALA!!! BITCH SALAD does for Pride what Alyssa Edwards does for GIFS! (Pronounced: “jifs”) and our 2013 edition is no exception! Featuring an alarming lineup of Bitch Salad all-stars and extra special guest star. . . JULIE KLAUSNER!!! That's right... comedian, author and host of "How Was Your Week" will be touching down in Toronto for the first time and making Pride 2013 one for the herstory books! Also: ... SARA HENNESSEY! (All-time Bitch Salad favorite, basis for the Jefferson Starship song "Sara" and definition of shelarity) ... EMMA HUNTER! (We are still mopping up chunks of people after her performance at last year's pride show... it was THAT devastating) ... DINI DIMAKOS! (I hear she's super pregnant and this will likely be the last time we'll see her on stage for a long time, if not quite possibly EVER) ... an all-new mini concert by THE CHEETO GIRLS! (The “Destiny’s Child” of song parodies and the “Mad Men”/”Friends”/”Seinfeld” of obvious attempts at covering up a cast member’s pregnancy…) ... and hosted by ANDREW JOHNSTON! (who's currently on the same diet as Matt Damon's character in "Behind The Candelabra" in preparation) And of course, we are RENOWNED for our super special guest stars. And seeing as there are about 20 previous RuPaul's Drag Race contestants in town that night, it'd be a safe bet that this year will be in keeping with the same... “How Was Your Pride Week?” “MISERABLE!” is how you’ll respond if you don't buy tickets to this RIGHT NOW BY CALLING THE BOX OFFICE AT 416-875-9555 or online at http://buddiesinbadtimes.com/pride/bitch-salad/ GET UP IN THIS GIG, GURL!